Hello my dear friends, please click on a link below for YOUR LOCAL AREA (where you live or which city you hook up to the internet in).
That should take you to something which looks like:

Please click on the link "Write a review" (what my red arrow is pointing to above) and tell google what fantastic services I offer. This should push my webpage up in rankings and near the top. As gratitude for your immeasurable favour, I can send you a beer, or scratch your back, or offer you a great free vacation on the beach?

Here are my local google locations:

(I'll be adding links to my bogus affiliate branches around the world, like London Translations above, later.)

For a good laugh, here is the video I made for my Chicago translations. If you can go to each of these Youtube videos and give it a great rating, that would be great too! The direct link to each of the affiliate office vidoes is marked in orange next to each of the links above.